You may have already seen this, but David and I are laughing so hard right now! I had to share!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hand held hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that?
4. put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
5. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. in the memo field of all your checks, write "for sex".
7. finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy"
8. don't use any punctuation
9. as often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10 order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11 specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12 sing along at the opera.
13 go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14 put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15 five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party b/c you're not in the mood.
16 have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, "rock bottom"
17 when the money comes out the atm machine, scream " i won, i won!"
18 when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!
19 tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Saturday, December 1, 2007
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:
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Monday, November 26, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Pure Sugar
Do you guys think it is ok that my children are breaking open ALL of the Pixy Stix in their Halloween bags and pouring them into their little mouths????
I may be regretting this "sweet" moments in about 30minutes. Until then, it's nothing but pure sugar for them!!
(And I want EVERYONE to notice Jacob's attire...it is one of Emma's swimsuits!)
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Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Please Join Me in Praying for Mary Grace...
To the right under "Please Pray For" is the name Mary Grace. Please go to her site and as the Lord leads you, pray for her and her sweet family.
Hebrews 4:16
"Let us then approach the throne of grace with confidence, so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help us in our time of need."
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Monday, November 5, 2007
LIFE
Life is so good. God has blessed us abundantly with Emma and Jacob.
Enjoy a glimpse into our day!
"Children are a gift from God, they are His reward."
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Sunday, November 4, 2007
1 Timothy 5:6-10
A good word for me:
1 Timothy 5:6-10
"But godliness with contentment is great gain. For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it. But if we have food and clothing, we will be content with that. People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs."
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Friday, November 2, 2007
Halloween at The Campbells
This was my favorite Halloween with the kids. In our neighborhood, there are TONS of kids and everyone gets involved in the festivities. It was such a fun night, full of characters, popcorn balls, candy and tired little legs. Jacob said that his bag of candy was so heavy that it made is legs hurt...and that was after going down just one street!
Enjoy the pictures!
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